It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you mean i was at the winter classic?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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