She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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