Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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