I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Randomize
