i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
