dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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