Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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