My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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