PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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