Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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