I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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