Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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