This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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