HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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