Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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