I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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