"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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