so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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