38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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