The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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