I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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