guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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