In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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