I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My hand turned me down
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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