Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Randomize
