hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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