love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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