'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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