No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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