I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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