office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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