can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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