I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
