Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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