Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
