i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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