Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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