Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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