brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i think my mom watched the whole time
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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