Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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