I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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