No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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