I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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