Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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