ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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