I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize
