But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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