She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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