i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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