Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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