Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
cat food counts as protein by the way
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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