Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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