well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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