that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
