Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
