As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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