And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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